darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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katswenski:

Little Timmy was not fully prepared for this quiz, I’m afraid.

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twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

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conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

miss-lol:

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014

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thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

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thelilnan:

tis the season

thelilnan:

tis the season

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